http://djskunkdiesel.com Just Some Guy From The Internet Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:56:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://djskunkdiesel.com/?p=970 http://djskunkdiesel.com/?p=970#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:56:00 +0000 Skunk http://djskunkdiesel.com/?p=970

It's Friday Bitches! Show us your boobs! #

@michelle4386 *waves frantically* I see you bliping!! Can you see me? in reply to michelle4386 #

@jensplace eh… boobs are a dime a dozen :p I am good! How about yourself? in reply to jensplace #

@michelle4386 Yay!! What are you listening to over there baby? in reply to michelle4386 #

@michelle4386 I gotcha. Well blip on my love! It makes me happy when you do in reply to michelle4386 #

@jensplace Well I just meant that you can turn on any tv or computer and see boobs. No offense to yours in reply to jensplace #

@michelle4386 Good deal! *smacks your butt* in reply to michelle4386 #

@_Pink_Chickie_ Goodnight friend! Sorry I missed you ;[ in reply to _Pink_Chickie_ #

@michelle4386 Oh! My bad.. *sticks his hands in his pockets and hums a tune* in reply to michelle4386 #

@jensplace Oh just work and stuff. Guess I got bored with twitter. *shrugs* in reply to jensplace #

@michelle4386 Oh yes! I have something you can hum on! :p in reply to michelle4386 #

@luvstheonlyrule *flashes you his chest* in reply to luvstheonlyrule #

@michelle4386 Be careful what you wish for baby! *stares* in reply to michelle4386 #

@jensplace Twitter is a strange animal. *nods* in reply to jensplace #

@luvstheonlyrule Oh my! in reply to luvstheonlyrule #

@michelle4386 Yep! *winks* in reply to michelle4386 #

Goodnight folks! #

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Yea, Thou shalt prepare thy nuts with cream before shaving the hair of thy loins. Thesticlies 5:13 #

@marisstar Awe! I miss you too sweetie ;[ in reply to marisstar #

@bllix Hey I will yell about whatever I please thank you very much :p in reply to bllix #

OH: You know me, Just pickin up some Drank from the pharmacy. #SippinOnSomeSyrup #

Goodnight folks! #

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#LickMyNuts #

Who the fuck unlisted me? This is clear and present #Douchbaggery !! #

@she_rox Howdy partner… what brings you round these parts? in reply to she_rox #

@RockstrNinjaGrl I am not one to blow my own horn but… I would if I could!! in reply to RockstrNinjaGrl #

@she_rox Sounds about right… how life treatin ya? in reply to she_rox #

@she_rox Awe.. I inspired your hairy nut tweet! in reply to she_rox #

Goodnight folks! #

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@sarahnxx I am great! And I am not in IL, I have figured a way to fool the twitter locations detector.. shhhh don't tell anyone in reply to sarahnxx #

Damn this David dude is one hellova cook! #

Happy Fathers day! Hope you all spent time with your dads today. #

Watching Gangs of New York.. Good shit. #

@1surlygurl I would have to agree. A period in time that history chooses to ignore. in reply to 1surlygurl #

This David guy is a douche. He can Grill These Nuts! #LocationTweet #

@tequila_kitty I try to make my rounds.. how YOU doin? in reply to Tequila_Kitty #

@tequila_kitty Oh good! Glad to hear you are well in reply to Tequila_Kitty #

@tequila_kitty Most definetely. You know I have to stay busy! in reply to Tequila_Kitty #

Goodnight folks! #

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Her voice is angelic. #

I'm gonna put my nut sack on your drum set! #

@sarahnxx I like the sound of that! Nothing like a lazy weekend watching movies in reply to sarahnxx #

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Thanx for the #FF #039;s guys. But I am staying off twitter tonight. A night of silence for @echofog I'll miss you brother. #

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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? #

@FoxyDeme Hey Foxy! Long time no chat I am doing well! Sorry I missed your @ in reply to FoxyDeme #

I'm sorry but you're not going to convince me that some silly kick ball tournament with a bunch of annoying horns is worth watching. #

@mornic1 Hell no! That shit is boooooooriiiiing! :p in reply to mornic1 #

!@SteshaSanJose Sorry, it's boring. The only reason those countries play kick ball is because they can't afford sporting equipment. #

You can't use your hands for fuck sake! That's where humans motor skills are! What kind of buffoon plays with your feet? #

@SteshaSanJose Yeah those guys only play kick ball cause they were too much of wussies to play real football and suck at basketball. in reply to SteshaSanJose #

@mornic1 *sticks his tongue out at you* in reply to mornic1 #

@thechagrinedone Thanx! I should have made it a rant. I think it's crazzyness! in reply to thechagrinedone #

@jewelspice Well at least we agree that they are buffoons. in reply to jewelspice #

@SteshaSanJose Why thank you in reply to SteshaSanJose #

@mornic1 Ahhhh! *runs away* in reply to mornic1 #

A lot of people around the world live in houses with dirt floors. Should we start doing that too? #

@CynStorm *sticks his tongue out at you too* in reply to CynStorm #

#LickMyNuts #

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Bada Bing Bada Boom…. Fuggedaboutit! #

@she_rox I wasn't talking about Volkswagons! :p in reply to she_rox #

Goodnight folks! #

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You douchebags who work for @twitter should work on preventing the Fail whale rather then adding new features. #CommonSense #

I couldn't tweet at all last night, and today it took me three tries to log in. #TwitterDouchery #

@NipSlipNation Thanx for the spam. in reply to NipSlipNation #

This from the genius's over @twitter. "Unable to associate your coordinates with a place. Try again later" #

Oh and now I only have 896 tweets.. boy @twitter is having a stellar day today. #AsleepInTheServerRoom #

@mornic1 I can't complain! Wait what? All I've been doing today is complaining :p How about you? in reply to mornic1 #

@mornic1 I would never laugh at you sweety! *giggles under his breath* in reply to mornic1 #

@mornic1 Ok. You have a good one too in reply to mornic1 #

Mis testículos están limpiamente afeitado y huele a pétalos de rosa. #SpanishTweet #

الخصيتين بلدي نظيفة لذلك يمكن أن يخدم عشاء عليها. #

Meine Gonaden sind wie der Morgentau. Erfrischend und gefüllt mit Frühreife. #

Lèche mes testicules est aussi proche du ciel que vous puissiez obtenir. #

I now have successfully talked about my nuts in five languages. *takes a bow* #

@reigny *winks* in reply to reigny #

@thechagrinedone Thank you Amber! *hugs* in reply to thechagrinedone #

@CynStorm Nope. Just the nuts :p in reply to CynStorm #

@slightlysick Thank you kind sir. in reply to slightlysick #

@she_rox Redd! *smiles* in reply to she_rox #

And there he goes. One of gods prototypes.. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. #

#LickMyNuts #

Goodnight folks! #

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Curried Shrimp, Devil'd Eggs, and Lentils. http://post.ly/jOIG #

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