Dj Skunk Diesel

2009
08.18

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-18

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@melissalev oh. ha! Yeah it can be a huge waiste of time. I thought you meant more serious things in reply to MelissaLev #
@miss_azizi you named your pet "peeve"? in reply to miss_azizi #
I have a fabulous Idea. No longer let Judges marry people. Instead lets get a jury to make the call. #
@Aprilfool26 I agree. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@rubicon49bc like the people would listen anyway. People getting married have tunnel vision. in reply to rubicon49bc #
Then I'm doomed. RT @invisible70: "#fact Mondays are the punishment for all the bad things you did over the weekend." #
@rubicon49bc oh no not you too. Don't do it man. It's not too late to back out. in reply to rubicon49bc #
@Aprilfool26 Oh I did before I left. But now @MyDogDiesel is locked in the laundry room alone. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@facetious_one haha. Me too. in reply to facetious_one #
@Aprilfool26 oh he would love that. You're a sweetheart. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@Shnooky303 indeed. in reply to Shnooky303 #
If you find it, share the wealth. RT @tracyvanhorne: "Um, Friday…. where are you? I need you already…." #
@Aprilfool26 aw Thanx! You're a sweetheart. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@Shnooky303 not bad I suppose. And you? in reply to Shnooky303 #
@Shnooky303 I have that effect on women. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@tracyvanhorne Sometimes I do. Are you always that witty and insightfull on Monday morning? in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@Shnooky303 haha. Sometimes I guess. in reply to Shnooky303 #
Sounds Naughty. RT @AClkwrkStarfish: "all oiled up and its not even 8 yet." #
That's what she said. RT @AClkwrkStarfish: "@DjSkunkDiesel oddly enough, it was a cooking mishap." #
@tracyvanhorne you're sarcasm is not waisted on me. I will have to start watching you're tweets in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@tracyvanhorne I'll be the judge of that :p in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@RandiReveals May I ask where you had you're avitar made? in reply to RandiReveals #
@Shnooky303 how did you know I was a super tramp? Spy cameras? in reply to Shnooky303 #
@Shnooky303 Don't go there. That's no fun for anyone :p in reply to Shnooky303 #
Ha! RT @nancerellababy: "I tried to play UNO with some Mexicans yesterday but the motherfuckers kept stealing the green cards so I quit." #
@Shnooky303 anything involving a poo face. in reply to Shnooky303 #
Just "liked" the first 20 friend updates on facebook. The girl who broke her ankle was not amused. Thanx @ihuntmidgets #
@scf_ Good morning to you too sexy #
It pisses me off that Facebook doesn't have a "dislike" button we can click. It's patently unfair. #
I agree. Too bad my family is on there. RT @AClkwrkStarfish @DjSkunkDiesel Facebook just sucks in general. #
@Lynnster23 Great work!! Actually I'm jealous. in reply to Lynnster23 #
@Shnooky303 I agree. It sucks and blows. And that's saying something. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@Aprilfool26 yeah google "DjSkunkDiesel" you find all kinds of stuff. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@Lynnster23 Anytime sexy pants! in reply to Lynnster23 #
@AClkwrkStarfish Yeah they both suck. But Facebook takes the crappy cake IMO in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
@Aprilfool26 Watch it with that tongue young lady. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@AClkwrkStarfish ha. Clever girl. in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
@shannagoescrunk which kid? in reply to shannagoescrunk #
@DaniLizz Amen Sister. in reply to DaniLizz #
@Aprilfool26 fine. *sticks his tongue out* in reply to Aprilfool26 #
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. #
@ShamelessTart do it! in reply to ShamelessTart #
@NYCReese I know right. He will probably make a fool of himself. in reply to NYCReese #
@ShamelessTart of course. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@Aprilfool26 I have never been putty. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@Ms_Hayward yes please :p in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@Aprilfool26 not your fault. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@Aprilfool26 It's all good. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@shannagoescrunk That's a good read. Can't wait for the movie next month. in reply to shannagoescrunk #
It's been overcast for the past two hours. This does wonders for the ambient temperature of my nuts. #
!@Aprilfool26 and I like sarcastic bitches. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@ShamelessTart I'm with a client Always such bad timing. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@TechBabe oh yes. "VIC" Very important client (@ShamelessTart) in reply to TechBabe #
@ShamelessTart what are you doing under my desk? in reply to ShamelessTart #
@Aprilfool26 sweet! Ya'll have fun. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
Busy preparing a very special cyber spank for somebody… #
@ShamelessTart hope it's not too salty. I've been eating lots of fish tacos lately. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@Shnooky303 you rang? in reply to Shnooky303 #
@ShamelessTart soon my love. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@quincytweets don't tempt me women. My cyber spanks are legendary. in reply to quincytweets #
@lostmustard don't tell me you want a cyber spank too? I need more time to prepare…. in reply to lostmustard #
@Shnooky303 never toooo busy in reply to Shnooky303 #
@ShamelessTart depends on your definition of hardly. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@miss_azizi yes please. Children kicking is encouraged. in reply to miss_azizi #
@ihuntmidgets hell yeah. Wish they had a "dislike" in reply to ihuntmidgets #
@lostmustard I take it you've never had a cyber spanking… too bad. in reply to lostmustard #
@Shnooky303 hey. I am at work sometimes…. I can't help it. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@NYCReese well I wish him luck. He is clearly past his fighting days. Nice to meet you btw in reply to NYCReese #
@ShamelessTart lets just say… Hand print hard. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@lostmustard well let me know when your ready for your spanking in reply to lostmustard #
@TechBabe I was hungry for a fish taco. And Yours is so yummy. What can I say. in reply to TechBabe #
@lostmustard -:(SHMACK):- you have official been "Cyber Spanked" Copyright @ 2009 djskunkdiesel.com in reply to lostmustard #
@ShamelessTart -:(SHMACK):- you have official been "Cyber Spanked" Copyright @ 2009 djskunkdiesel.com in reply to ShamelessTart #
@Tucker_Maxine you're welcome sexy. Anytime in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@Shnooky303 settle down over there. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@NYCReese that would be an understatement. Who is your favorite fighter? in reply to NYCReese #
@Shnooky303 don't make me cyber spank you! I'm already warmed up. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@Tucker_Maxine That's me Mr. FixIt in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@TechBabe Passion fruit. Of course you would say that. Yum Yum in reply to TechBabe #
@capitaln watch me. -:(SHMACK):- you have official been "Cyber Spanked" Copyright @ 2009 djskunkdiesel.com in reply to capitaln #
@Shnooky303 I might like that. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@capitaln pleasure mixed with pain is my specialty. Your welcome Ms. Beautiful. in reply to capitaln #
@Shnooky303 testing…1…2…3 in reply to Shnooky303 #
@capitaln Then I hope you have a killer attorney! See you in court :p in reply to capitaln #
@Aprilfool26 awesome. You're such a sweetheart in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@Shnooky303 what did you sock me with a wet noodle? That was week. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@saneigh Yeah I tried hootsuite. I was not for me to say the least. in reply to saneigh #
@Shnooky303 hurt me. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@impetuousgirl and why would you do that? in reply to impetuousgirl #
@saneigh my favorite is still DestroyTwitter in reply to saneigh #
@lysg06 which game? in reply to lysg06 #
@iTzMeLLz wish I could go swiming. in reply to iTzMeLLz #
I'm sorry. No, I am not in the mood to fix your computer. Yes, I know how imortant it is. #
@DaniellaR88 and how tall are You? in reply to DaniellaR88 #
@Shnooky303 um no. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@Shnooky303 and I was pretending not to get it. But If I must go spank it I will. in reply to Shnooky303 #
Come here little girl… RT @nancerellababy: "I take candy from strangers." #
@Shnooky303 I'll be nice then. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@nancerellababy I would be more than happy to show you if you would just step into my big white van….. :p in reply to nancerellababy #
@nancerellababy you're the one taking candy from strangers. Glad I could make you giggle btw in reply to nancerellababy #
@Shnooky303 look who's being nice. *hugs* in reply to Shnooky303 #
I wanna watch. RT @ShamelessTart: "I'm not a sex object, I only play one on YouTube" #
@nancerellababy ha! sounded funnier when it was a rape "can" I was like huh?!?! in reply to nancerellababy #
@Shnooky303 good. That's how I like you in reply to Shnooky303 #
@Ms_Hayward still at work? in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@Ms_Hayward Sweet! Wish I could join ya. in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@DaniellaR88 That's hot! For you, But feel sorry for the short dude. in reply to DaniellaR88 #
@Shnooky303 never. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@ShamelessTart plenty of work in Texas Only some of which is under my desk. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@Ms_Hayward If my job didn't pee test I would… in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@Shnooky303 didn't mean to hurt your feelings. How can I make it up to you? in reply to Shnooky303 #
@Ms_Hayward Of course I would in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@scf_ haha. You didn't look very far back into my stream I guess. I tweeted about them just earlier this afternoon Thnx for reminding me in reply to scf_ #
@ShamelessTart Just kidding. I might hire you on full time for that position in reply to ShamelessTart #
Seduction isn’t making some 1 do what they don’t want 2. It's enticing them into doing what they secretly want 2 do already #
@ShamelessTart let's find out. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@Aprilfool26 you can have one if you like in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@Shnooky303 perhaps in reply to Shnooky303 #
@scf_ I try to stay busy Nice to meet you btw in reply to scf_ #
@Aprilfool26 pretty simple. Just a virtual spanking in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@Perwana thnx. That's when you are supposed to RT in reply to Perwana #
@scf_ why thank you. You look good in yours too! I have heard you can find more pics of me in with a little investigation in reply to scf_ #
@ShamelessTart But I always feel naughty in reply to ShamelessTart #
@tracyvanhorne Thnx. I try What are you up to? in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@Aprilfool26 that little shit. I leave for work and he abandons me in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@tracyvanhorne bout to get all sweaty working out. Weee! in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@Aprilfool26 fine. *goes off to pout* in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@tracyvanhorne sorry You asked what I was doing…. in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@Aprilfool26 fine in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@tracyvanhorne and I was pretending to miss your sarcasm. Have fun on your water slide! in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@DaniLizz donating it to what? Starving African kids? in reply to DaniLizz #
@ShamelessTart yes please. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@Aprilfool26 oh lord. It's a romance… in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@tracyvanhorne I'll try. Water slide sounds like more fun though…. in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@ShamelessTart hurt me. I've been a bad bad boy. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@quincytweets when you goto his page does it say page does not exsist or "who goes there" ? in reply to quincytweets #
@_Heather_Marie nothing to write home about. Not bad though. in reply to _Heather_Marie #
@scf_ Funny I'm on one of those as we speak. Who says you can't tweet while you work out. in reply to scf_ #
@Aprilfool26 aw puppy love. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@tracyvanhorne of course in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@quincytweets they could un-suspend then. Depends on what he did. in reply to quincytweets #
@lostmustard if that's the case he either cancelled his account or got terminated. One is permanant the other isnt. in reply to lostmustard #
@DaniLizz well I am officially an idiot. That is very noble of you. Please excuse my ignorance. in reply to DaniLizz #
@Aprilfool26 oh wow. Nevermind. lol in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@tracyvanhorne maybe I could sneak over and slide down yours in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@Aprilfool26 I supose. I'm getting in the shower. I'm all sweaty in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@tracyvanhorne ok sweet! I'll call you when I get close :p in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@ShamelessTart wait I changed my mind! I'll behave from now on I promiss. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@ShamelessTart ok.. But be gentle *sheepish grin* in reply to ShamelessTart #
Fresh out the shower. My nuts smell like a fresh picked basket of cranberries. (@scf_) #
@saneigh yeah she complained that I hadn't updated in a while. Wanted to make sure she didn't miss it #
@zolakat lol. That's what I should have said. They are bigger. in reply to zolakat #
@shamelesstart Oh I can do both. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@lostmustard whatever. Don't deny your love. Embrace it. in reply to lostmustard #
@tucker_maxine hey now. There is enough of me to go around (@shamelesstart) in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
I checked. @unsayable is gone. At least under that name. If anyone knew his email this would be the time to console him. #
My kinda girl. RT @saneigh: I like shooting pool. Of course I like anything that involves sticks, balls, and holes. #
@lynnster23 well he isn't susspended. He must have concelled or broke the TOS. in reply to Lynnster23 #
@tucker_maxine and what are you up to the lovely evening? in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@lynnster23 did anyone know him on anything other than twitter? I didn't…. in reply to Lynnster23 #
@aprilfool26 Oh I won't. Thanx a million for playing with him. I'm sure he loved it. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@aprilfool26 Bed time already? in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@shamelesstart ouch! That one kinda stung. Thought you were gonna be gentle? in reply to ShamelessTart #
RT @ihuntmidgets I tweet so much that I often forget what I have tweeted and tweet it again without knowing. #
Deep Thoughts. RT @crystalbroyles Life destinations cannot be changed overnight, but your direction can be! #
@aprilfool26 Me and @mydogdiesel are going to watch a movie and relax. Been a long day for me too. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@ihuntmidgets wow four RTs I should do that for you more often. in reply to ihuntmidgets #
Just what I needed. Ahhhh. RT @shamelesstart: @DjSkunkDiesel I'll rub it out #
@ihuntmidgets make up something you would say and RT it like you said it. in reply to ihuntmidgets #
@aprilfool26 I hear you. I'll be in the same situation soon… in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@kacizzle88 nope. I was making it up cause of his last tweet about not remembering what he tweets in reply to Kacizzle88 #
@aprilfool26 I agree. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@crystalbroyles we heard you the first time. in reply to crystalbroyles #
@aprilfool26 ok I will. G'night sweety in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@scf_ Awesome! you're welcome. I thought you might like that sexy in reply to scf_ #
RT @scf_: @DjSkunkDiesel Thank you for the update about your "cranberries." Unlike some of the haters on your page, I LOVE cranberries. #
@ihuntmidgets I always knew you loved herpes. in reply to ihuntmidgets #
@tucker_maxine dork in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
A girl's legs are her best friends…… but even the best of friends must part. #
@tucker_maxine yes ma'am. Bring it! in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@_heather_marie that's when you are supposed to RT it in reply to _Heather_Marie #
@ms_hayward I try. Did you Smoooooke? in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@kacizzle88 thnx. in reply to Kacizzle88 #
@scf_ damnit. You caught me *sheepish grin* in reply to scf_ #
Guilty RT @scf_: @DjSkunkDiesel I think I just found the "hidden" pix that u were talking about. Gotta love a man with a ripped back #
@quincytweets You shoulda made that story this moring a blog. I lost it part way through cause I was onsite…. in reply to quincytweets #
That's what they all say. RT @_heather_marie: @DjSkunkDiesel i cant retweet such things i am a lady #
@tucker_maxine don't tempt me women! in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@tucker_maxine NO! and whatever. Ms. I'm Going Out of Town. in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@tucker_maxine yes terribly. You better keep your phone on so I can txt you the entire time! That's an order. in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@lovelyfreak thnx sweety. in reply to Lovelyfreak #
@scf_ so you found my pics. And you still don't follow me. Geeze what does a guy have to do? in reply to scf_ #
@tracyvanhorne http://twitpic.com/ebcs7 – Wow that's a steal. How do you like it? #
@aclkwrkstarfish yes. And where have you been hiding? in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
@kcc182 http://twitpic.com/ebd32 – Those would leave some terrible marks on my back #
@aclkwrkstarfish sweet! Whatever will you do with yourself all day….. in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
@tracyvanhorne I would. Do tell… in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@quincytweets haha. Thanx I missed the ending this morning. in reply to quincytweets #
@scf_ alrighty then. Well then what must a guy do to get such a lovely woman to follow him these days I might ask? in reply to scf_ #
@aclkwrkstarfish which are? c'mon spill it. in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
@tracyvanhorne fine. I will just imagine what your dirty little secrets are. *evil grin* in reply to tracyvanhorne #
I wouldn't know what that felt like. RT @shannagoescrunk: I feel like a piece of burnt dick right now. #
@scf_ oh thank you. I see you now So our twitter love affair finally begins….. in reply to scf_ #
@aclkwrkstarfish do you take debit? in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
@aclkwrkstarfish well I only have one of those things laying around and it's not for sale in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
@scf_ Right. I like a "business" woman. Does that mean you don't approve of smileys? in reply to scf_ #
@avaknight what did you get so far? Or is it too naughty to tweet about? in reply to AvaKnight #
@aclkwrkstarfish oh well in that case did you see my freezer pic the other night? in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
You thought she was sexy? Here's proof. RT @capitaln: Be the first to get a look at my new banner!! Get it! http://bit.ly/el9rM #
@ilymryjane not if I am the other man. In that case don't feel bad at all sweety in reply to ilymryjane #
@scf_ It's cool I like to be "messed with" makes things interesting Don't do it again though you dont want to get cyber spanked. in reply to scf_ #
@aclkwrkstarfish right now I still have the Smirnof and the Fris. Would you like to some *poors up a shot* in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
@scf_ Well you might be in luck. I have been trying to nail down plans for a Cali trip. I might be able to make the bay area in reply to scf_ #
@ilymryjane so you're saying I get you hot! Mission accomplished. #
@aclkwrkstarfish where you going? in reply to AClkwrkStarfish #
@quincytweets say the part about getting tag-teamed again please. in reply to quincytweets #
Flies spread diseases and viruses – keep yours zipped. #naughtygeektalk #
@mcbailey tweet away! in reply to mcbailey #
Your welcome Q RT @quincytweets: @djskunkdiesel I got tagteamed. And I liked it. #
@shnooky303 whatcha doin? in reply to Shnooky303 #
@capitaln @andy065 I plan on stayin right fuckin here #justsayin in reply to capitaln #
@scf_ nice talking to you too sexy. Sweet Dreams in reply to scf_ #
@capitaln I have been trying to get together a cali trip. hmmmm in reply to capitaln #
@tucker_maxine then think bi. It's hotter anyway. in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@courtneylynnftw where you going to work now? in reply to courtneylynnftw #
@andy065 wtf does "clean sheets" mean in soccer terminlogy? in reply to andy065 #
@andy065 thanx. You're a bottomless pit of soccer info. *bumps knuckles* in reply to andy065 #
@tucker_maxine thought you were going to sleep like an hour ago…. in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@tucker_maxine poor thing. Need me to tuck you in? *naughty grin* in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@tucker_maxine On my way baby. Plus I need to see you one more time before you leave for out of town. in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@shamelesstart shhhhh. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@tucker_maxine cool. Call you when I get close in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@tucker_maxine NO! I don't like THAT far away. Geeze. in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@ilymryjane I knew it. I feel all tingly now… in reply to ilymryjane #
@tucker_maxine I knew you were :p in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@shamelesstart yeah I have been plotting. in reply to ShamelessTart #
@shamelesstart you never seen those? in reply to ShamelessTart #
@pamelic a kg? in reply to pamelic #
@ilymryjane you said I got you hot. But I didn't know it was like that…. in reply to ilymryjane #
@ilymryjane fine. And yeah I enjoy. in reply to ilymryjane #
@shamelesstart I was gonna crash on your couch right? in reply to ShamelessTart #
@iTzMeLLz http://twitpic.com/ebq2a – Love those eyes. Well and the rest too #
@joerogandotnet right on bro! in reply to joerogandotnet #
@shamelesstart you mean you were gonna invite me in the bedroom? in reply to ShamelessTart #
RT @LVAMP13: redban New cut of the Joe Rogan drinks Piss video can be found here: http://bit.ly/ru4Ac #
@impetuousgirl Goodnight in reply to impetuousgirl #
@ihuntmidgets who knew she would break this stuff out when her hubby falls asleep. (@ilymryjane) in reply to ihuntmidgets #
@ilymryjane I am nosy what can I say in reply to ilymryjane #