Dj Skunk Diesel

2009
08.19

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-19

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@lysg06 does that mean you are a Charges fan? in reply to lysg06 #
@LVAMP13 Thnx for the follow recommendation. in reply to LVAMP13 #
@NYCReese Oh I like Anderson Siva. Funny I usually root for the underdog, but right now I am liking the champs in every weight class. in reply to NYCReese #
@_JennyG_ I vote pool. Beaches are messy. in reply to _JennyG_ #
@NYCReese Well we knew Forrest had a glass chin but yeah wow. Pretty cool that you're into UFC. Soo what are you up to today? in reply to NYCReese #
@RandiReveals Yeah I figured, I can't seem to find a good site for to make those… in reply to RandiReveals #
@NYCReese my usual driving around fixing things. So what do you do? Your bio reveals little… in reply to NYCReese #
@eileenanvari and where would that be? in reply to eileenanvari #
RT @tracyvanhorne: "While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart." #
@NYCReese Sounds like a good job. You haven't been on twitter long and don't talk to alot of folks Any questions, I'm your boy in reply to NYCReese #
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. #quotesfromanasshole #
BTW I can be a real asshole, so there's more where that came from. #fucktuesdays #
@NYCReese This guys has lots of good info. http://twittercism.com/twitter-101/ You could fill out your bio.. And follow me in reply to NYCReese #
@Aprilfool26 good morning bitch :p in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@MrsNutcase215 haha! proves my point right… in reply to MrsNutcase215 #
@hiddensurprise sorry I couldn't make it. in reply to hiddensurprise #
@Aprilfool26 oh no. What did you find? in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@shannagoescrunk don't worry I keep it wrapped up Had to look back to see what that was in reference to… Check in with me more often! in reply to shannagoescrunk #
@Aprilfool26 wasn't that like a beach boys song? in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@facetious_one unfortunately yes. in reply to facetious_one #
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. #quotesfromanasshole #
@NYCReese anytime sexy in reply to NYCReese #
@facetious_one be careful with that cleaver! Nobody wants to lose a limb. in reply to facetious_one #
The only difference between an Asshole and a Drunk Asshole is the number of dents in their car. #quotesfromanasshole #
@facetious_one fine. Take that. in reply to facetious_one #
@Shnooky303 from an asshole…. I think his name is Skunk or something. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@Shnooky303 thnx in reply to Shnooky303 #
@StealingKitty good morning. Which kitty will you be stealing today? in reply to StealingKitty #
@shannamaclasco that's hot :p in reply to shannamaclasco #
@StealingKitty I did see your tumblr. Very sexy stuff in reply to StealingKitty #
@StealingKitty so true. You are quite the interesting tweep. Look forward to hanging with you in twitterville in reply to StealingKitty #
@CmoSlim haha! Only if you live in the ghetto my friend. in reply to CmoSlim #
@April_miss good morning. in reply to April_miss #
20 on the Cheez-its RT @quincytweets Today will go one of two ways. Either I will fast, or I will eat this entire box of Scrabble Cheez-Its. #
Everyone has a right to be an idiot. Some people just abuse the privilege. #quotesfromanasshole #
@quincytweets you're making me hungry and I don't eat lunch. Shame on you! in reply to quincytweets #
@April_miss can't complain. What are you up to sexy? in reply to April_miss #
The best thing about living by the coast. You only have idiots in three directions. #quotesfromanasshole #
@quincytweets I love it when you talk about sucking penis. Brightens my day. in reply to quincytweets #
I knew it! RT @ihuntmidgets sorry I haven't been tweeting today folks. Busy cleaning shmegma and clipping toenails. #
@quincytweets I like that plan! And you are my favorite serial killer Ms. Q in reply to quincytweets #
I wont make an idiot out of you. Why should I take credit for the one thing you've done yourself? #quotesfromanasshole #
Thanx RT @ihuntmidgets: "If there is one thing I know to be 100% factual now, is that aassholes come in all shapes and sizes." #
@April_miss sweet! I'm jealous. in reply to April_miss #
@Shnooky303 aw Shnooky *hugs back* in reply to Shnooky303 #
@Shnooky303 setting up some stupid backup software on a server at some silly CPA's office. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@scf_ hey Darlin. What have you been up to today? :p in reply to scf_ #
@nancerellababy sweet! I love sushi. So a "date" huh? in reply to nancerellababy #
@lysg06 well they are my team! We might get along pretty good. Did you get your twitter-text phone thing figured out? in reply to lysg06 #
@MsDarynNicole uh oh. What happened? in reply to MsDarynNicole #
@Lynnster23 dork in reply to Lynnster23 #
@_Heather_Marie no what you really need is a twitter app for your phone so you can take us with you. in reply to _Heather_Marie #
@Lynnster23 it's cool, AND one of the things we have in common in reply to Lynnster23 #
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass. #quotesfromanasshole #
@lysg06 Glad you got it figured out. What kinda phone do you have? I might be able to recommend a twitter app you could use… in reply to lysg06 #
@tracyvanhorne hey what are you up to over there? #
@Ms_Hayward oh now I'm bitter?!?! I thought I was an asshole? in reply to Ms_Hayward #
Caught ya! Nose picker RT @tracyvanhorne @DjSkunkDiesel trying not to fall asleep.. or pick my nose. it's a tough Tuesday. #
Nose picker. RT @zolakat I accidentally stuck my finger up my nose while applying face cleanser last night. It's not as funny as it sounds #
@mediagirl86 least your accomplishing things. in reply to mediagirl86 #
Caught another RT @angelafilangeri "@annaelizzabethh i really did pick my nose with the finger" #
Rampant nose picking. RT @elena51290 "Well God gave me my face, but, uh, he let me pick my nose." #
She get her kid to do the dirty work RT @ROCHii_DMOB Wdf! My son is gross. He likes to pick my nose LOL.. Hmm he's really tired #
At least she admits it RT @HaitianPrncess "ok…I pick my nose!" #
@Ms_Hayward Sweet? :p in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@zolakat you'll be fine. Stop yelling at me. in reply to zolakat #
@zolakat pick a winner! in reply to zolakat #
@zolakat Thanx? in reply to zolakat #
@lysg06 party pooper! :p But what if we want to know what you're doing more than a couple times a day? in reply to lysg06 #
@Aprilfool26 is that all it takes? *grabs your ass* then *reaches up and pinches your nipple* in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@iTzMeLLz I like your new avitar! in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@Aprilfool26 anytime! *slaps ass* in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@scf_ all you need is a little pat on the butt. *rares back and slaps ass* in reply to scf_ #
@scf_ back back into bed huh? Well we could certainly get some exercise in there. Could be some great cardio in reply to scf_ #
Blog Post: "New Sheets" http://bit.ly/tUjdV Sex for the first time with a new partner? #twosidestoanycoin #
@Ms_Hayward haha. Ok I will in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@iTzMeLLz Anytime sexy girl How you doin today? in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@mariah_me and where have you been hiding young lady? in reply to mariah_me #
@mariah_me sorry to hear that After chatting last week was wondering if you were ok…. in reply to mariah_me #
@mariah_me so is it your good hand that's hurt? in reply to mariah_me #
@mariah_me well. It least you got your good hand still. Lots of stuff you can do with it in reply to mariah_me #
I am eleven degrees past pissed right now. Anyone wanting a nice funny tweet to RT call lick my sweaty left smelly one! #
P.S. Thanx for the love guys. I'm going to attempt to sweat out the anger and shower. Will tweet all about it in a bit. #
@scf_ oh yeah? I like being in trouble. What's my punishment? in reply to scf_ #
@hiddensurprise I know I suck. in reply to hiddensurprise #
@Lynnster23 All of the above in reply to Lynnster23 #
@_Heather_Marie Thanx sweet! Have fun at the game. #
@facetious_one Thanx #
@Aprilfool26 You like my smelly body parts in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@MrsNutcase215 Hey I want some #valium! in reply to MrsNutcase215 #
@scf_ wow so we're gonna skip all the dating and skip right to showering together. Sweet! in reply to scf_ #
@hiddensurprise Thanx? in reply to hiddensurprise #
@Aprilfool26 if it's sweaty you want. You're in luck in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@hiddensurprise either way I appreciate it in reply to hiddensurprise #
@shannagoescrunk Oh now you have to tell us. Changing how? in reply to shannagoescrunk #
@Aprilfool26 Who me? *evil grin* in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@scf_ Just being me sexy girl! And what are YOU doing over there? in reply to scf_ #
@hiddensurprise sorry! I'm come next time. Or we could hang out between now and then… in reply to hiddensurprise #
@Aprilfool26 ok. So I'm guilty. Thanx for the spanking! in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@scf_ uh oh. I should have know you would have you #pantsoff. You ARE a naughty girl. Just how I like 'em in reply to scf_ #
@Aprilfool26 oh no. We wouldn't want that! Let me jump in the shower before you "lose it" in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@hiddensurprise that's a deal in reply to hiddensurprise #
@scf_ hmmmm. Well then.. What ARE you wearing? in reply to scf_ #
@caitlinstelben sounds like fun! in reply to caitlinstelben #
@queamanecer more like #lameExcuses in reply to queamanecer #
@Its_LP what's outa control? Your tweets are like decifering code in reply to Its_LP #
@scf_ T-shirt and Panties? #justguessin in reply to scf_ #
@scf_ Oh believe me. I wanted to put that. I was gonna say "nada". I'm getting in the shower….. Alone in reply to scf_ #
@Tucker_Maxine Yummy! Feed me. in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@nancerellababy I like 'em Fiesty! in reply to nancerellababy #
@nancerellababy Hey now! I thought you liked my candy…. little girl :p in reply to nancerellababy #
Just took a steamy hot shower all by my lonesome Side note: My nuts smell fantabulous! #
@Aprilfool26 yep! All Clean in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@nancerellababy Shoot I have a bag of them right here… *opens up a bag of sour patch kids* Want a few? in reply to nancerellababy #
@PrettyEvil215 Anytime sweety in reply to PrettyEvil215 #
@facetious_one Wha wha what? (smh) in reply to facetious_one #
@Aprilfool26 That's me *winks* in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@scf_ Oh well I love to get "dirty". And what better time to than right after a good shower… Still naked over there? in reply to scf_ #
@nancerellababy sounds fair to me… Any other requests Ms. Beautiful? in reply to nancerellababy #
@Aprilfool26 Why thank you in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@scf_ Well I'm sure HE would like that. But I will be more than happy to tweet all sorts of dirty thing to you babe. Promise. in reply to scf_ #
@facetious_one Thank God. It's bad enough when you don't disclose. Even worse when you try to confuse… in reply to facetious_one #
@Shnooky303 Not stinky! in reply to Shnooky303 #
@iTzMeLLz Thanx! That was nothing… Stay tuned….. in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@facetious_one of course not. Just messing with you in reply to facetious_one #
@scf_ Oh now you're gonna call me Daddy? That's hot. That means I can spank you anytime you're bad *naughty grin* in reply to scf_ #
@Shnooky303 my specialty. in reply to Shnooky303 #
@scf_ … -:(SHMACK):- Bad Girl! That's for being Naught! in reply to scf_ #
@Shnooky303 sorry Shmooky. I have pent up anger too sometimes in reply to Shnooky303 #
@lysg06 And I like your text tweets Except when I @ reply to them you don't see them till you get back to a computer in reply to lysg06 #
@scf_ Sounds like a bet to me. You're on in reply to scf_ #
@scf_ Look at you being nosy. I'm flattered. You could start with a good back rub. I could use one of those in reply to scf_ #
@capitaln my house? :p in reply to capitaln #
@scf_ So THAT's what took you so long to reply. Damnit you're supposed to call and let me talk you through that part in reply to scf_ #
@ihuntmidgets haha! I was wondering when you were gonna say something. It WAS funny tho. in reply to ihuntmidgets #
@capitaln no I'VE been waiting. Come over baby…. in reply to capitaln #
@scf_ sorry! Maybe we were both thinking the same thing at the same time… and you can have my number if you want it sexy. in reply to scf_ #
@ihuntmidgets There ya go. I was just trying to keep your fans happy in your abcense. *knuckle bumps* in reply to ihuntmidgets #
@MrsNutcase215 Yeah and sometime @ihuntmidgets is so busy typing a hundred @ replies that he typos the shit out of one or two. in reply to MrsNutcase215 #
And hand cramps the whole time. RT @ihuntmidgets I can type a gazillion words a minute, but it takes me like 5 hours to hand write a letter. #
@ihuntmidgets For real. I have a printer and shit. WTF I can even sign the printed copy. in reply to ihuntmidgets #
@MrsNutcase215 I have no Idea what you could possible be talking about…. in reply to MrsNutcase215 #
@scf_ Oh no. What are you gonna do about it? in reply to scf_ #
@ilymryjane here you go again in reply to ilymryjane #
@scf_ I'm waiting… *looks at phone* in reply to scf_ #
@ilymryjane Sounds good to me. I'm listening in reply to ilymryjane #
@saneigh I like it! Hey I almost dedicated my after shower nut update to you today….. Chickened out. in reply to saneigh #
@scf_ geeze. Demanding now arent we? Good thing I think that's kinda hot in reply to scf_ #
@techbabe go back in the room and light it.. Then come outside. Silly. in reply to TechBabe #
@saneigh I should have know I wouldn't offend you. And Sure why not, It was kinda pussy of me. in reply to saneigh #
@scf_ bring it. in reply to scf_ #
@mrsnutcase215 Of course not. I was being coy. Sometimes I'm TOO sarcastic. in reply to MrsNutcase215 #
@mrsnutcase215 Thnx for the giggle just now. I have totally done the same thing before. For future reference It takes alot to offend me in reply to MrsNutcase215 #
Sometimes I need it Spicy! @lostmustard http://post.ly/2PF2 #
@capitaln YES! Where are you already? in reply to capitaln #
@lysg06 do you mean you turned device updates on for me? *blushes* in reply to lysg06 #
@capitaln Ahh. Yes. Can't forget the lube! And whatcha gonna wear under that trench coat? in reply to capitaln #
@capitaln Just the way I like it. Wait where are you gonna hide that lube pellet gun then? in reply to capitaln #
@techbabe How was I to know. Was just trying to help. Meany! *sticks tongue out* in reply to TechBabe #
@capitaln oh you're bring other toys? Do tell. in reply to capitaln #
@techbabe Headed home already? That was fast. I see how you treat us in Texas. P.S. sorry you have to get up early.. sux in reply to TechBabe #
@capitaln and what do I have to do to get you to break out the "other" toys? in reply to capitaln #
@shannagoescrunk oh sweet! What college? in reply to shannagoescrunk #
@capitaln Oh Yes ma'am! I'll be waiting. Call when you get close in reply to capitaln #
@techbabe oh. Sweet! Well I Hope my state treats you well in reply to TechBabe #
@capitaln bring it! I have a few tricks up my sleave as well in reply to capitaln #
@capitaln Oh course. We couldn't get kinky together without me going "ninja" on you a little bit in reply to capitaln #
@capitaln I'll whip out whatever attachments I want to whip out missy! in reply to capitaln #
@capitaln Hey wait! I thought you werent gonna wear undies! You cant ADD clothes here. in reply to capitaln #
@capitaln Dont leave me with blue balls again N. You kill me in reply to capitaln #
@lysg06 Oh well I havent tweeted anything in hours. Want me to? to test. in reply to lysg06 #
@capitaln oh no not the feather whip. *waves hands* You gonna tickle me to death. ppmmfft in reply to capitaln #
@lysg06 oh well you can leave them "on". But then make sure only the people you want to recieve updates for are "on" like me in reply to lysg06 #
Is watching "True Romance" Back when Christian Slater was a "Star" amd Brad Pitt played a bum on the couch. #
@vukizzle Love me some Pale Rider! in reply to Vukizzle #
@kacizzle88 really? I can send you to more info on me if you want. lol in reply to Kacizzle88 #
@lynnster23 what? A tweet free zone? wft is that? in reply to Lynnster23 #
@ms_hayward I'm sure she was planning on cuffing my naughty ass (@capitaln) in reply to capitaln #
@lynnster23 AHA! You went on a date didnt you?!?! in reply to Lynnster23 #
@kacizzle88 have you been to my blog? in reply to Kacizzle88 #
@lynnster23 I see *jealousy tingles down my spine* how did it go? in reply to Lynnster23 #
@kacizzle88 http://djskunkdiesel.com in reply to Kacizzle88 #
Ha! RT @andy065: I still want to start and asian-inspired burrito place called "tortilla the hun" #
@lynnster23 sounds familliar in reply to Lynnster23 #
@lynnster23 mmm hmmm. Aw I'm just messin with ya in reply to Lynnster23 #
@lynnster23 aw shuks *blushes* in reply to Lynnster23 #
Caught her pickin her nose like 10 hours ago she just now saw it. RT @haitianprncess: Tell 'em!! @Djskunkdiesel #
@tucker_maxine me of course. Sweet dreams to follow. in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@impetuousgirl Oh c'mon you didnt think it was funny I was able to catch so many nose pickers? in reply to impetuousgirl #
@impetuousgirl oh well thanx for being honest! There is more asshole where that came from! … wait…. in reply to impetuousgirl #
@impetuousgirl You cant offend me!!! I'm like SUPER or some shit. in reply to impetuousgirl #
@kacizzle88 Ha! sent you on a wild goose chase. You didn't like it? in reply to Kacizzle88 #
@impetuousgirl shhh. Don't over analyze. Just roll with it. in reply to impetuousgirl #
@ms_hayward Night! in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@verbal_vandal really? Whackadoo huh? Sounds like my kinda party! in reply to Verbal_Vandal #
@shannagoescrunk Well Aren't you awesome! Congrats. What are you gonna study? (remember to pack heat btw) in reply to shannagoescrunk #
@impetuousgirl wha wha what? No whackadoo? (@verbal_vandal) in reply to impetuousgirl #
@verbal_vandal probably in reply to Verbal_Vandal #
@impetuousgirl well I don't care what that dude says. You're aces in my book sweety in reply to impetuousgirl #
Fuck Facebook! RT @ihuntmidgets: I was on facebook RTing peoples status updates. Yea – they didn't get it. #
@kacizzle88 ok then did you find my myspace? in reply to Kacizzle88 #
@ihuntmidgets book in reply to ihuntmidgets #
@smithereeeeens that's when you are suposed to "RT" it. #justsayin in reply to smithereeeeens #
@ihuntmidgets I heard they are removing background images from account they deam "faggoty" in reply to ihuntmidgets #
Defensive? RT @ihuntmidgets: @DjSkunkDiesel THERES NOTHING GAY ABOUT MY RAINBOW BACKGROUND u and @slightlysick CAN KICK ROCKS! #
@smithereeeeens you did. Thanx sweety in reply to smithereeeeens #
@smithereeeeens do you want me to clarify? I'm cool either way. You get an A for effort. in reply to smithereeeeens #
@pamelic sign. in reply to pamelic #