Dj Skunk Diesel

2009
08.20

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-20

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Blog: "New Sheets" http://bit.ly/tUjdV Sex for the first time with a new partner? #twosidestoanycoin (if you missed it) #
@Ms_Hayward Thanx for the Love! in reply to Ms_Hayward #
Great comments! http://bit.ly/tUjdV Thanx @Ms_Hayward @hiddensurprise @spicybitch #
If I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. #
@Sheamus same for my friends and coworkers. I think they just don't want to join in late and be a n00b. in reply to Sheamus #
Working on writing a blog post. I'm keeping my mouth zipped about the topic. #
@Ms_Hayward haha. Smartass. But this one is actually for MY blog *sticks tongue out* (@capitaln) in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@N3XUZ *muffled mumbles coming from behind a zipper* in reply to N3XUZ #
@capitaln and you like it when I tease. in reply to capitaln #
@impetuousgirl so of us enjoy abuse. in reply to impetuousgirl #
@capitaln deliver? Are you willing to pay to have me overnighted? :p in reply to capitaln #
Come to find out, my tweeps aren't the only ones who like it when I keep my mouth zipped all day. FML #
@hiddensurprise fine. Maybe a little banter. in reply to hiddensurprise #
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. #quotesfromanasshole #
@hiddensurprise no pissy over here…… wait that sounded funny. I gotta pee. in reply to hiddensurprise #
@Ms_Hayward Frankie says RELAX #BitterBitch . (http://post.ly/2Qpm) #
She writes, I Pimp. Good stuff. RT @hiddensurprise: "New Post: http://underthesheetsdreaming.blogspot.com" #
@HollywoodTan2U Hey sexy. Long time no tweet Hope you're doin good over there….. in reply to HollywoodTan2U #
@spicybitch I see you! in reply to spicybitch #
@Shnooky303 hola in reply to Shnooky303 #
@iTzMeLLz fabulous! What are you up to today sexy girl? in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@iTzMeLLz stuck at work What's Bergenline? in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@HollywoodTan2U same here. Thnx for asking Everything shake out ok after you're big quake? :p in reply to HollywoodTan2U #
@iTzMeLLz aahhh. Shopping. Enjoy! Take pics and post em in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@iTzMeLLz well I would rather see your pix then have you spend a bunch of money anyways in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@HollywoodTan2U well I have never even felt a little one. I'm a little curious… Glad you made it tho in reply to HollywoodTan2U #
If I feel like I'm 4getting something, I pull in the grocery store and wonder around. Seems like I always leave with wine. #
@MrsNutcase215 Oh Snap! Thnx 4 reminding me. You rock! in reply to MrsNutcase215 #
Just left the store. Got everything I need and 4got nothing. Thnx to @skunksgroceries Want 2 know how it works? @ me #
@MelissaLev haha! That's Classic in reply to MelissaLev #
Ok Create Twitter for groceries. Send items to it with @'s. When @ store Log into grocerie account and check @replies 4 items @ihuntmidgets #
@Shnooky303 hey shnooky whatcha doin? in reply to Shnooky303 #
!@GLITTERGODDESS so does mine but I dont want to leave my twitter app to add to the list in reply to GLITTERGODDESS #
@MrsNutcase215 great now u will see what I put on it. LOL and yes. Got the Baconaise. in reply to MrsNutcase215 #
@tracyvanhorne rubbers, lube, and wine in reply to tracyvanhorne #
@spicybitch I could give you a couple suggestions… *naughty grin* in reply to spicybitch #
@scf_ Hey, Thanx! Whatcha doin baby? in reply to scf_ #
@scf_ You little trouble maker. in reply to scf_ #
@Shnooky303 oh no What's wrong? in reply to Shnooky303 #
@scf_ It started out crappy, but ended pretty damn good So…. You're gonna get all hot and wet over there? in reply to scf_ #
@Shnooky303 I'm sorry to hear that My day was pretty good btw… in reply to Shnooky303 #
@scf_ It's my job to get you all worked up baby in reply to scf_ #
@scf_ with sexual favors of course. My favorite form of currency in reply to scf_ #
@scf_ ok have fun getting wet! Talk to you when you get done in reply to scf_ #
@Shnooky303 Thanx Shnooky. Hope your tummy starts feeling better…. in reply to Shnooky303 #
There are very few prude women, just way too many clumsy men. #quotesfromanasshole #
@Ms_Hayward Wha wha what? What blog thing? I still havent made it to a computer in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@Ms_Hayward ok. Soon as I get off this damn sweat machine. grrrr in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@Ms_Hayward I'm always here to put my two cents in if you need me to ya know in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@iTzMeLLz so ya didnt go shopping? in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@iTzMeLLz I C. Oh well, live to shop another day… :p in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@iTzMeLLz cool. Whatcha shoppin for? Sexy new painties? #aguycanonlyhope in reply to iTzMeLLz #
Never discuss a womans "worth" RT @capitaln: "The difference between what you think I'm worth and what I know I'm worth." #
@farwyde @Ms_Hayward Let's hope so. I wouldn't want to piss off @capitaln. She's got a hellafyde temper! :p in reply to farwyde #
@Ms_Hayward unfortunately yes. @capitaln is the only woman on earth who can reach through a phone and leave REAL bruises. Ouch! in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@hiddensurprise naughty girl! in reply to hiddensurprise #
@hiddensurprise you shoulda said something, I woulda stopped by…. *winks* in reply to hiddensurprise #
@capitaln aw… I know you wouldn't intend to. It's the "provoked" part that scares me…. in reply to capitaln #
@hiddensurprise please do in reply to hiddensurprise #
@hiddensurprise A kiss for me? *blushes* Whatcha remembering? *naughty grin* in reply to hiddensurprise #
@hiddensurprise wowzers! I'll be right over…. :p in reply to hiddensurprise #
@dmiller23 Dude! @THE_REAL_HULK some funny ass shit. Thanx. in reply to dmiller23 #
Running out of excuses not to write. *poors a glass of wine, cracks knuckles* Keeping my mouth zipped about the topic though. #
@kristykatize Pop It! in reply to kristykatize #
@aprilfool26 thnx alot. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@capitaln sorry to keep you waiting. I do aim to deliver though *winks* in reply to capitaln #
@scf_ I bet you would! Naughty girl. in reply to scf_ #
@kristykatize Do what you do girl. in reply to kristykatize #
@scf_ Can't you see I'm trying to write over here. Stop tempting me woman *sticks tongue out* in reply to scf_ #
@melissalev anytime sexy. *gets another glass* What kind of wine do you like? in reply to MelissaLev #
@aprilfool26 I wouldnt want you to pass it up. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@scf_ well in that case. I'll be right over baby! in reply to scf_ #
@ilymryjane atta girl! in reply to ilymryjane #
@stinkiepinkie sometimes it takes more than a night to wash THAT smell off bro. in reply to stinkiepinkie #
@ilymryjane don't pretend you're not about to tell me! :p in reply to ilymryjane #
@scf_ hhhmmm. A picture of yourself wearing next to nothing perhaps?……. in reply to scf_ #
@melissalev what do you know. That just happens to be what I have. *poors you a glass* And what do you do when you're "silly" in reply to MelissaLev #
@ilymryjane Aww. That's no fun. So much better when you vocalize your fantacy's *winks* in reply to ilymryjane #
@slightlysick LOL at conjoined nuts. in reply to slightlysick #
@scf_ Well I at least wanted to give you the opportunity to be shy. But if you're offering…. *naughty grin* in reply to scf_ #
@ms_hayward ahhh but we can see it.. http://bit.ly/muQua in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@melissalev Oh you don't want that. I'll be imagining you doing all sorts of naughtyness :p in reply to MelissaLev #
@aprilfool26 Oh no. Don't shoot me! in reply to Aprilfool26 #
True RT @slightlysick: Senior Cititzens are the nation's leading carrier of AIDS!…..hearing aids, roll aids, walking aids. #
@ms_hayward Respect my technology ninja skillz!! hey.. I'm supposed to be writing! DAMN YOU!! :p in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@melissalev good luck getting ME to behave :p *poors another glass of wine* in reply to MelissaLev #
@scf_ Well then…. Get Naked. And send me some naughty pics or my mouth stays zipped! in reply to scf_ #
@senor_mc don't eat that dude. #gross in reply to senor_mc #
@ms_hayward aahhh I recall when we met… You had 20 followers and couln't decide if you liked twitter. My how I've corrupted you… in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@scf_ yep. Replied in reply to scf_ #
@ms_hayward *big hugs* #IBF in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@ms_hayward I'm already proud of you girl! You are awesomeness times ten in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@tucker_maxine I'll be waiting… *taps foot* in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@ms_hayward aw… thnx *hugs* in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@ilymryjane say COCK HER one more time please. in reply to ilymryjane #
@ms_hayward hmmmm #sd of course. How we gonna use these again? cause you know @ somebody's name already searches for mentions… in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@ms_hayward Just asking. Jeeze. #FiestyBitch in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@ilymryjane Damn like that? hhmmm lets see. Show me your boobs! in reply to ilymryjane #
Yep Caught ya! RT @ihuntmidgets Sorry I haven't been tweeting tonight. A guy has to get some pussy at least twice a year. #
@ilymryjane ? That was a direct order missy! in reply to ilymryjane #
@aprilfool26 of course I wanna play with you! in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@aprilfool26 Hide and seek! in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@capitaln Don't make me spank you! in reply to capitaln #
@queamanecer I can only imagine. in reply to queamanecer #
@ihuntmidgets fuck you and your vagina! in reply to ihuntmidgets #
@dananner shhhh in reply to daNanner #
@aprilfool2 sorry … blogging over herar #
@itzmellz Cake eater! in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@tucker_maxine wtf. Check your DM's in reply to Tucker_Maxine #
@capitaln I know. I'm slacking boss in reply to capitaln #
@itzmellz naughty girl. "cake eater" in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@aprilfool26 sorry! Busy writing blog.. .. in reply to Aprilfool26 #
@itzmellz I bet you do. Nice to chatt with you today girl. Hope we can "eat some cake" 2gether again soon. in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@itzmellz ya'll are cute AND….. hot. in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@ms_hayward G'Night #IBF! in reply to Ms_Hayward #
@itzmellz yes. Ya'll! hotties! in reply to iTzMeLLz #
@lynnster23 Yet still you find a way to avoid me… hmmm in reply to Lynnster23 #
@lynnster23 mmm hmmm. Sure… in reply to Lynnster23 #
@lynnster23 you and your cracker jacks! in reply to Lynnster23 #
@lynnster23 fine then peanuts it is… in reply to Lynnster23 #
@smithereeeeens I have some booze for you babe *poors up a drink* in reply to smithereeeeens #
@smithereeeeens Hey we don't like THAT far away. It could be more real than you think… in reply to smithereeeeens #
@smithereeeeens live* in reply to smithereeeeens #