Dj Skunk Diesel

If the first thing you do when you get home is get on twitter. You are most likely…. #HookedOnTwitter

If you find yourself clicking the “home” button so quickly that there is often no new tweets between clicks… You’re #HookedOnTwitter

If you tweet at least one hundred tweets a day even when you “don’t have much time to get on”… Maybe you are #HookedOnTwitter

If you find yourself going to people pages and snooping in on conversations they have with others… could be that you’re #HookedOnTwitter

If you get over joyed each time you realize you have a new follower and quickly go look to see who it is… yep #HookedOnTwitter

If when you have been gone you go back and read everything you missed.. you guessed it #HookedOnTwitter

If you decided to find an app for your phone because you got tired of going back and catching up. #HookedOnTwitter

If you downloaded a app like tweetdeck for you computer because using the web just wasn’t cutting it. You’re probably #HookedOnTwitter

If you keep typing up a nice funny tweet and then reading it and changing your mind and not tweeting it. You’re #HookedOnTwitter

If you find yourself digging around the internet not looking for info but something funny to tweet..Yep your ass is #HookedOnTwitter

The whole time you are watching a show/movie you are listening for something funny to tweet. You my friend are #HookedOnTwitter

If people on Facebook ask you what is that pound sign thing at the end of your status update. Yep! #HookedOnTwitter

If you find that even your inner most thoughts to yourself are carefully composed into something tweetable. Admit it, #HookedOnTwitter

When it’s easier for me to get ahold of you with a tweet or DM then by texting or calling. Your ass is #HookedOnTwitter

If you get to the end of your dinner and the last of it is cold because you were “distracted” Your ass is #HookedOnTwitter

If the first thing you do in the morning is look at your phone or computer to catch up on twitter.. You’re #HookedOnTwitter (via @pattygurll)