Dj Skunk Diesel

I don’t do follow Fridays but I understand that if everyone followed my policy there would be no follow Friday and I do good on Fridays.

So instead I am going to do something called Suggestion Monday. #SM These are the folks that keep me entertained on twitter.

First up is my partner in crime. The three legged man. Plus you know you need a good punch in the taint. Introducing @ihuntmidgets #SM

At least ten percent of this guys tweets are hilarious. The thing is, that’s a higher percentage than you. Introducing @stinkiepinkie #SM

This cracker will crack you up for sure. His humor is like the Beastie Boys, in your face with attitude. Introducing @Jorgasmic1 #SM

This guy is the master of off the cuff humor. One of the best at throwing stuff out there unscripted. Introducing @Stephiscrazy #SM

Want to fuck Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde? Want an ear full of naughty crazzyness. This babe is your girl. Introducing @therealcherilyn #SM

Need a good laugh? Want to feel better about your day? This girl has got the funny tweets to satisfy both needs. Introducing @sha_suga #SM

She doesn’t follow me back and I could care less. Her tweets are that good. And her avatar gives me a boner. Introducing @bllix #SM

Last but not least. The brains behind my blog. My twitter twin. Oh and I love when she calls me “hubby”. Introducing @capitaln #SM

Just imagine a sexy robot that only runs one program. The program that spits out funny tweets all day everyday. Introducing @jane_bot #SM

The Queen of sexual innuendoes. The master of the punny. Her tweets will make your sides spit. Introducing @blondediva11 #SM

This girl has a sense of humor that is a mix of crazy and weird. Always making me crack up and feel naughty. Introducing @debihope #SM

This girl has a funny and rude style all her own. And I coulda sworn I saw some panty pics somewhere. Introducing @EdgellACE #SM

This guy will make you feel warm and fuzzy, gross and smelly, plus horny and nasty, all at the same time. Introducing.. @mugofgasoline #SM

This chic is living proof that you don’t have to do good on favstar to be funny. She is ‘truly’ funny as hell. Introducing @medi_kate #SM

This girl is a stone cold killer when it comes to the funny. She gets hella stars from me daily. Introducing. @1surlygurl #SM

Not only is she on my smooth criminal list but she has yet to acknowledge my existence. Oh well, she is FUNNY! Introducing @knitterplease #SM