Dj Skunk Diesel

Ok here you go. Ask me anything and I will answer truthfully to as many as I can. Scroll to the bottom for the latest answers.

Thank you!

ANSWERS:

Q: Tell us a secret. Something small, but that you have never revealed before.

A: My pinkie fingers are slightly crooked. Among other things.

Q: Who is the girl in the Halloween picture post?

A: It would probably help if I knew which Halloween pic you are referring to. But If I did not give a twitter name then they probably aren’t on twitter.

Q: How long were you a DJ and why did you stop? And what made you get into computer/tech stuff?

A: I was a DJ/producer for about 4 years, but was also doing computer stuff too. I actually rapped in a couple albums. Who knew?

Q: Do you believe in soul mates?

A: I believe we covered this in a blog. I think there is certainly a possibility of it. But I am not holding my breath.

Q: How many girls have you fucked? Really?

A: If only I knew the answer to that question. I would most certainly share.

Q: Do you currently have a girlfriend?

A: NO. If I did I would definitely let that be known.

Q: What did the boys do to you in prison?

A: Nothing crazy happened like that in prison. I went down and did my time. I got in great shape, read a ton of books, and improved myself in a ton of ways.

Q: Would you ever consider seriously dating somebody you met online?

A: Of Course! I have and I would.

Q: What is the craziest place you have ever had sex?

A: Hopefully you have read the hot tub story. If not it is HERE. Other than that there was a bathroom at a club, the hood of a car in a driveway, park playground equipment. Also we talk about this during the show about exhibitionism HERE.

Q: This is the Halloween picture in question. http://post.djskunkdiesel.com/halloween-is-supposed-to-be-bloody-right
No way I can find this girl? Because if she’s not dating you, she needs to be dating me.

A: Oh that girl. Well if somebody asks me not to say who they are then I am definitely not going to say. As far as who she needs to be dating, that would be up to her right? Oh and didn’t I just say that I didn’t have girlfriend? That is right I did say that.

Q: What kind of books did you read while you were handling your business?

A: Pretty much everything that had been published at the time by Tom Clancy, Clive Cussler, Dennis Lehane, Harlan Coban, John Patterson, David Baldacci. And more I can’t remember. We are talking hundreds.

Q: Do you actually enjoy spanking your lady friends?

A: Oh not just yes, but hell yeah! It’s even more fun in person. I like to leave hand prints. I’ve got pics to prove it.

Q: Tell us a secret. Something bigger than crooked ‘pinkies’.

A: It’s not in my nature to keep secrets unless it’s the secrets that others have confided in me. How about this, I went from growing up as a skater punk, to being a jock in High School. Most people don’t know that.

Q: Does anyone actually buy your merchandise?

A: So far only a few. I am trying to get them to email me pictures. I also plan on giving some away around Christmas.

Q: What is your favorite of all sexual positions? Do you even have a favorite or do you like to do them all?

A: I would have to say me on top grabbing her legs and shoving them as far back as I can is my favorite. Followed closely by doggy style.

Q: What kind of music did you spin as a DJ?

A: Mostly trance, drum and bass, and some Hip Hop. Stuff you can dance to.

Q: Do you know how many one night stands you’ve had?

A: I am going to define what I would consider a ‘one night stand’ first. I would only call it that if you have sex the first night you meet in person and that ends up being the only night you sleep with them. By that definition I have had VERY few. But this is mainly because I always go back for seconds if it’s good.

Q: You? You actually rapped on a couple albums? How can we get our hands on said albums?

A: I just went and checked and sure enough the old myspace music page we had is still up. HERE. [NOTICE] That music was recorded over four years ago. If you follow you have heard me mention Chip before it was him and I and a lot has changed in four years. And yes I still have all the rest of the songs, but no they are not available online anywhere.

Q: How does a guy not know the number of girls they’ve fucked?

A: Let me put it like this. There was a few YEARS in my early twenties when I did nothing but sell and use drugs. During that time I simply didn’t keep track. When I think back it is pretty blurry. I would have to really think on it to come up with a ballpark figure and really, nobody wants to hear that.

Q: Do you want to travel outside of the country? If so, then where do you want to go?

A: I would love to! I have always wanted to see Europe, but right now I would go directly to Australia, and stay a while.

Q: Wouldn’t it be neat if this box recorded everything people typed? Do you wonder how many people have typed questions, then deleted them without sending?

A: That would be pretty awesome! Unfortunately it waits till you click send.

Q: Why is your photos almost exclusively food!? Where are the pictures of yourself? Were tired of the avatar!

A: I would love to share pictures of myself. Just not on the public timeline. DM me and I will share. I am not shy.

Q: If you had a top 10 list of “Followers I’m dying to meet in real life” who would they be?

A: Wow that is a tough one. I made a quick list and decided not to post it. Actually this is something I would love to share privately with whoever asked this, but I don’t think it is appropriate to post publicly. I don’t like the idea of ranking my friends. I have already made lists that pretty much cover this subject.

Q: You have a blog called “The Worst BJ Ever” … what about your BEST BJ EVER? What makes Skunk happy when it comes to oral sex?

A: I guess a brief description would be a girl who is not shy about it. You know just get after it. Lots of motion. Try to make the hand you’re jacking with go in sync with your mouth and use alot of spit!

Q: Have you ever met your match in the sack? By that I mean found a girl even YOU couldn’t keep up with?

A: I wouldn’t say that I have met one that I couldn’t keep up with, but I have certainly met a few that really brought out the freak in me. Ones that made me want to be a little extra wild and do it even more often than I normally would. So I think the answer is yes.

Q: So now you’ve totally peaked my interests … “the freak in me” … “little extra wild” … Got Examples? What’s the difference between the “norm” & something on the “wild” side, well for you anyway?

A: I guess the wild side would include more crazy places and strange times of day. I also love it when a girl takes control and just uses me to get hers. Rawr!

Q: Would you take good/average sex with a great woman over great sex with an average woman or is the sex more important?

A: I would consider the woman more important. Although if she is lame in bed I will eventually get bored and that is no good. But in a relationship you can work on the sex. If it is just a hook up then I am more concerned with how much she turns me on.

Q: I love your new blog layout. When are we going to get some new posts from you? Especially in the Sex Lessons or Linux categories….

A: Ah yes the ‘sex lessons’ I miss those. I am trying to get a new blog out this week. So stay tuned!

Q: What advice would you give someone who has to choose between the two “L” words? Love or Leave?

A: That is a tough one. I would need more info I think. I mean are you already in love? Do you really want to leave? How does the other person feel? Whoever this is you can goto “contact” and fill that out and it will email me.

Q: Where is your favorite place to cum on a girl (not ‘in’ her)?

A: Since you asked “on” I am assuming that in her mouth would not be the answer you are looking for. After that I would say on her boobs would be sweet. Seems like I never make it that far up though and end up shooting on her stomach or back.

Q: Ever going to update your “Suggested Tweeps” section of your blog? I’ve found a lot of cool tweeps because of you & just wonder if you have any new suggestions?

A: Yes I plan on it! I got some good ones too

Q: Have you ever slept with someone much older than you? Or much younger? Biggest age gap?

A: When I was 19 a slept with a 35 year old chic. I have never gone too far in the other direction now that I am the old one.

Q: When was the last time you were REALLY turned on?

A: This afternoon when I was talking to somebody special.

Q: How do you feel about PDA? For? Against? Why?

A: I am cool with it. I have been known to do a little of that myself if I am with the right girl.

Q: What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates?

A: Uh, HELLO! I would be getting my freak on damnit!

Q: With all of the #nutstatus tweets … Have you ever had a nickname for your junk? Or had someone else nickname it for you?

A: I do not have a nickname for my junk. I suppose if a girl who had hands on experience came up with something good I would be open to it, but it has not happened.

Q: What’s your favorite place to be kissed?

A: Besides the mouth I would have to go with the neck. I like it!

Q: What’s your favorite thing to do when you are stressed out? If you answer tweet … what do you go do when Twitter stresses you out & your on a #twitbreak?

A: Play video games of play with Diesel. He is my broheem ya know.

Q: Putting modesty aside, why do you think the ladies love you so much?

A: I would like to think it is because of the fact that I am real. I put myself out there whether it is good or bad and speak my mind the whole time. Of course having a fabulously large skin pistol doesn’t hurt either

Q: If you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be?

A: My personal favorite is still Jeniffer Love Hewitt, although Megan Fox is starting to give her a run for her money in lately.

Q: Why are your top five favorite bands?

A: Well since you said ‘bands’ I will give you bands. Even though rock is not my favorite kind of music. I will go with Pantera, Van Halen, ZZ top, Metallica, ACDC. It’s very tough to only pick five but there ya go. P.S. I didn’t think on it long.

Q: Most embarrassing moment?

A: Truly most embarrassing? When I was a sophomore I made the varsity basketball team and on my first starting night I somehow got pants during rebounding scuffle. I remember being beat red and it ruined the rest of the game. I learned to tie up the drawstring on my shorts tight after that one.

Q: Christmas wish for 2009?

A: That people would relax on twitter and stop all the #Fuckery

Q: How much do you think your Twitter reflects your real life? If I met you in person would I be surprised?

A: I would like to think that anyone who follows my twitter and blog gets the raw unadulterated real deal. I guess you would be better off asking one of the peeps on here that I have met in real life. I don’t think there would be any surprises if we met. I put it all out there.

Q: If you found out you were pregnant right now, what would you do? (Obviously, not you physically pregnant, but your female counterpart.)

A: I am a stand up guy. I would always take care of any child that was mine.

Q: If someone offered you $5 each for a pair of your used underwear, would you give it to them?

A: Of course. I could use the money.

Q: What is one career that you would never consider?

A: Being a gastroenterologist would not be fun.

Q: Do you like to curse or do you just do it when you’re frustrated? Does it turn you on/off when you hear girls curse?

A: I only do it when I am mad or frustrated, but I wouldn’t bother me if a girl did, to a point.

Q: What’s the longest amount of time you spent without any sleep?

A: I have pulled all-nighters, but never two nights in a row.

Q: How would you want to die?

A: If I knew the end was near like from a terminal illness I would be tempted to get some heroin and do the job myself. But that is only if I knew death was inevitable and close.

Q: Family Guy or South Park?

A: I don’t watch either, but if I had to choose I would go with Family Guy.

Q: If you could be invisible, where would you go and what would you do?

A: Once the bodily fluids leave my body to they become visible? I need to know to answer that.

Q: If your life were turned into a movie, what actor would play you?

A: That is a very good one because my favorite actor is Edward Norton but he is nothing like me. Hmmm, maybe Michael Madsen ten years younger than he is now.

Q: What was your favorite Halloween costume and why?

A: Oh it was definitely this one HERE. I had a blast being pimperiffic that night.

Q: What movie do you watch again and again? [ I think this question was around Christmas of 2009]

A: Lately it’s been Stranger Than Fiction. I just love the whole thing. Also you can jump in at any time and enjoy it.

Q: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever gotten?

A: One time somebody called me “The God of All Things Technical” I totally stole it and use it all the time now.

Q: What’s your happiest childhood memory?  [these next few questions were maybe Jan or Feb 2010]

A: Me and my cousin used to make some pretty awesome forts in the woods and camp out. That was a blast. Roasted marshmallows and mountain dew.

Q: If you could meet someone famous, who would it be? (Not Megan Fox or JLH)

A: Oh that one is easy. It would be Michael Savage.

Q: What’s something you couldn’t live without and why?

A: It would be pretty tough without my phone. I know that is a common one but I couldn’t imagine not being ‘connected’ to people.

Q: If you could have dinner with any 3 people from any time, fictional or non-fictional, who would they be and why?

A: Michael Savage, Linus Torvalds, and my Grandfather who has passed away. Google the first two and you will know why.

Q: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

A: That one is easy. Regeneration.

Q: Would you rather be smart and ugly or dumb and hot?

A: Smart and ugly. You could still become rich with those brains. Although they do say that ignorance is bliss.

Q: Would you want to be famous? For what?

A: That is a tough one. I am not sure it would be good for me. I tend to take advantage of situations.

Q: Who would you like to trade your life with and why?

A: I will stick with the one I got. I happen to like it

Q: Anal or fisting?

A: In a choice between those two I would pick anal.

Q: Blonde or brunette?

A: That’s Easy… brunette.

Q: Give oral or recieve?

A: Of course I would rather receive, but I like to give as well.

Q: Why Australia?  [This question was maybe 3/2010]

A: Besides having a better government and a more conservative judicial system…. the main reason would be a certain little fuzzy bunny I happen to be fond of.

Q: Ever had an actual online stalker?

A: You mean besides you? Just kidding. I don’t think so. I guess that would depend on what your definition of ‘actual’ is.

Q: Hood of a car in a driveway? Park playground equipment? Who are these girls and how’d you manage that?

A: Oh they were just normal horny chics. Girl are just as horny as guys most of the time. They just need the right guy to bring it out of them.

Q: Yes I have a question…why cant I listen to the show and take part in the chat room at the same time… *sad face*

A: Well I am very sorry that is hasn’t worked for you. It is designed to let you do both. Send me a DM or something and maybe we can figure out what is causing it.

Q: Everyone is talking and we all want to know who the girl is that stole skunks heart. How much has she changed you? Is it good or bad in your opinion? [6/24/2010]

A: Her name is Michelle and she has definitely changed me for the better!

Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

A: Good question! I like to plan ahead but not THAT far ahead. Hopefully I will be making more money and working less though

Q: When are you most happy? What are you doing or who are you with?

A: Right now it is anytime I am talking to Michelle and when that happens I can’t stop smiling!

Q: Do you care what people think about you?

A: It depends who it is. Your random stranger? maybe somewhat. My close friends? Much more so. In the end I care most about what I think of myself. After all, I am the hardest to please.

Q: If you could have the chance to do one great thing what would it be?

A: Be a good father and leave a lasting impression on people.

Q: If there’s one thing that you learned while serving time, that has motivated you, what was it?

A: To try and focus my attention on the things that I actually had control over, instead of worrying about the things that I could not effect at all.

Q: Is your pumpkin your girlfriend or just someone you are pursuing? [6/27/2010]

A: She is my girlfriend.

Q: Would a guy like you ever consider marriage?

A: Well of course I would!

Q: What would you say if i told you i want your girlfriend?

A: Join the club! I hear there is even a support group.

Q: What advice can you give to me on finding and keeping a good woman like you have?

A: Dishonesty and desperation are easy for a woman to smell and very unattractive.

Q: I masturbate to Michelle’s old profile pics does she make you as horny as she does me? does this bother you?

A: Well yeah, she could make a quadriplegic get a boner. And I could give two shits and a sandwich what people do when in the privacy of their own home.

Q: I miss you and the way you used to be. What power does Michelle hold that makes her stand out of the crowd?

A: It’s hard to describe. It feels more like a force of nature, like gravity or something uncontrollable.